gnarly:

ordering a cheese burger like:

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hey sorry im late i didnt want to come

(Source: my-h-e-a-r-t-s-not-in-it)

ltalian:

that’s exactly what someone who’s dating their dad would say
kite117:

And I would have gotten away with it too if it weren’t for you meddling kids and your talking dog

(Source: lumixercalderic)

(Source: rescueofyou)

vriskee:

i only have two emotions

  • yeah man
  • nah son

(Source: kzuichi)

(Source: bobsburgerraps)