Nice things to whisper when hugging someone

yogurtville:

-you smell different when you’re awake
-please help me (then smile as if nothing happened)
-soon
-you have lovely skin, I can’t wait to wear it
-your hair tastes like strawberries
-tonight….you.
-he knows, don’t go home.
-I always knew you would die in my arms
-every time I poop I think of you
-no one will ever believe you
-yessssssssssssss
-I killed mufasa
-I bet you didn’t feel me lick your ear
-mother told me it would be like this

miguelmarquezoutside:

Temporary wet weather signage recently placed in various Sydney locations.

Anonymous asked: is your fucking tumblr icon hulk hogan at mount rushmore??

ikido-mari:

you better believe it, brother!

(Source: pleatedjeans)

noonewilleverfindmehere:

NO NO NO YOU DON’T UNDERSTAND THIS IS A REALLY FAMOUS ANIMATION FILM TECHNIQUE DONE BY ONE INSANE STUDIO YEARS AND YEARS AGO IN GERMANY, ONLY A FEW FILMS, BECAUSE OF HOW HARD THEY WERE TO MAKE.
EACH AND EVERY FRAME OF THESE MOVIES ARE OIL PAINTINGS ON GLASS.

familyfriendlyurl:

when u take a cookie without askin mama

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lsdzeppelin:

ucne:

gayhughhefner:

james franco is psycho

Is this a joke

WAIT WHAT

(Source: tragicmisstep)